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The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches

David Charles Matthews

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Description:Winner of the Turned Autumn Faux Award for Best Comedy Novel!Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of balls—a promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, discombobulated relationships, involuntary involvement in a cyber bank robbery and a peculiar series of portrait paintings gazing down a hallway toward the bathroom. To make it through, Haywood and a host of peripheral others deal with the day’s ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ain’t no book ’bout some dude livin’ in a hole.It's about a guy… No. No-no, it’s more than that.The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many characters—all shapes, sizes, varieties and backgrounds—as they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ain’t so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep induced by the previous evening’s devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew and—admittedly—way too much garlic bread.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches. To get started finding The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: Winner of the Turned Autumn Faux Award for Best Comedy Novel!Multi-tasker Bobbie Haywood juggles lots of balls—a promotion at work, a needy girlfriend, a passionate hobby, discombobulated relationships, involuntary involvement in a cyber bank robbery and a peculiar series of portrait paintings gazing down a hallway toward the bathroom. To make it through, Haywood and a host of peripheral others deal with the day’s ebb and flow, tugging and twisting the tangly cords of life in their own unique voices.Fear not, Prospective Reader, this ain’t no book ’bout some dude livin’ in a hole.It's about a guy… No. No-no, it’s more than that.The Pit Dweller forges a deeply personal relationship between you, [insert your name here], and its many characters—all shapes, sizes, varieties and backgrounds—as they inspect the hole within themselves and strive to fill the void with whatever fits, matching all those sharp-edged nooks and odd-shaped crannies. Ah, [your name goes here], life ain’t so easy, though. Is it? It tends to throw unexpected, dark shadows across the worn path, some shaped like a comical bear and some just downright grizzly.Written by David Charles Matthews, The Pit Dweller wrestled its dreamy way into existence after rousing its author from a deep sleep induced by the previous evening’s devouring of two huge helpings of shrimp stew and—admittedly—way too much garlic bread.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches. To get started finding The Pit Dweller: Crime, Comedy & Sammiches, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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