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The Day Ma's Boys Done Went to Town to Rob the Bank, Again

John Donald O'Shea

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Description:THE DAY MA'S BOYS DONE WENT TO TOWN TO ROB THE BANK AGAIN by John Donald O'Shea SynopsisMELODRAMA.High in the hills of Arkansas, Ma Scraggins has decided it’s time to marry off her “four” illiterate and worthless sons, Claude, Cletus and Clem (in reality there are only three boys, but nobody at Scraggins’ Gulch is particularly proficient in math). To that end, she requests the assistance of Pastor Hezikiah Cropkiller, the local man of the cloth.Ma’s boys, however, have hatched a plan to rob the Vulture Rock bank. The only problem is that there is no bank in the town of Vulture Rock! Indeed, the last time Ma’s boys tried to rob the “bank,” they robbed the livery stable, scared the heck out of the horses, and stole all the horse chips because they mistook them for silver dollars.This time, the boys mistake the county jail for the bank and end up stealing three of the town's most beautious "womenfolk" — Belle Golden (saloon owner), Prudence Pleasing (switchboard operator), and Gloria Gobblegook, (the town gossip). They “bag, and kidnap their prospective brides, and bring them home to Ma for her approval.But when Ma inspects these "refined" womenfolk and discovers they can’t cook, slop the hogs, or drag tree stumps out of the fields, she and her boys have serious misgivings about the upcomin’ nuptials! Indeed, once "unbagged," Belle, Gloria and Prudence, the prospective brides, prove to be rather unlike Ma, “the girl that married dear old dad.”Never a dull moment. Zippy dialogue. Unexpected plot turns, and a happy ending. Well, at least the best ending that could be expected under the circumstances .....Cast: 6 M, 6 F Performance Time: Approximately 60 minutes, 56 pgs. Cast of Characters A. The Scraggins' FamilyMa Scraggins Beloved Matriarch of the Scraggins’ ClanClaude [pronounced “Clod”] Scraggins Her illiterate eldest sonCletus Scraggins Another illiterate sonClem [pronounced “Clam”]Scraggins Her most illiterate sonClematis Scraggins Her equally illiterate daughter B. The Town FolkSheriff Jack Hare Sheriff of Vulture RockEzekiel Sheriff Hare’s deputy. Pastor Hezikiah Cropkiller Vulture Rock’s “Man of the Cloth” Miss Prudence Pleasing Vulture Rock Switch Board OperatorBelle Golden Proprietor of the Golden Belle SaloonGloria Gobblegook Vulture Rock’s preeminent gossipBeulah Gourmet Cook of Vulture RockWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Day Ma's Boys Done Went to Town to Rob the Bank, Again. To get started finding The Day Ma's Boys Done Went to Town to Rob the Bank, Again, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Publisher: Big Dog Publishing

Release: 2007

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Description: THE DAY MA'S BOYS DONE WENT TO TOWN TO ROB THE BANK AGAIN by John Donald O'Shea SynopsisMELODRAMA.High in the hills of Arkansas, Ma Scraggins has decided it’s time to marry off her “four” illiterate and worthless sons, Claude, Cletus and Clem (in reality there are only three boys, but nobody at Scraggins’ Gulch is particularly proficient in math). To that end, she requests the assistance of Pastor Hezikiah Cropkiller, the local man of the cloth.Ma’s boys, however, have hatched a plan to rob the Vulture Rock bank. The only problem is that there is no bank in the town of Vulture Rock! Indeed, the last time Ma’s boys tried to rob the “bank,” they robbed the livery stable, scared the heck out of the horses, and stole all the horse chips because they mistook them for silver dollars.This time, the boys mistake the county jail for the bank and end up stealing three of the town's most beautious "womenfolk" — Belle Golden (saloon owner), Prudence Pleasing (switchboard operator), and Gloria Gobblegook, (the town gossip). They “bag, and kidnap their prospective brides, and bring them home to Ma for her approval.But when Ma inspects these "refined" womenfolk and discovers they can’t cook, slop the hogs, or drag tree stumps out of the fields, she and her boys have serious misgivings about the upcomin’ nuptials! Indeed, once "unbagged," Belle, Gloria and Prudence, the prospective brides, prove to be rather unlike Ma, “the girl that married dear old dad.”Never a dull moment. Zippy dialogue. Unexpected plot turns, and a happy ending. Well, at least the best ending that could be expected under the circumstances .....Cast: 6 M, 6 F Performance Time: Approximately 60 minutes, 56 pgs. Cast of Characters A. The Scraggins' FamilyMa Scraggins Beloved Matriarch of the Scraggins’ ClanClaude [pronounced “Clod”] Scraggins Her illiterate eldest sonCletus Scraggins Another illiterate sonClem [pronounced “Clam”]Scraggins Her most illiterate sonClematis Scraggins Her equally illiterate daughter B. The Town FolkSheriff Jack Hare Sheriff of Vulture RockEzekiel Sheriff Hare’s deputy. Pastor Hezikiah Cropkiller Vulture Rock’s “Man of the Cloth” Miss Prudence Pleasing Vulture Rock Switch Board OperatorBelle Golden Proprietor of the Golden Belle SaloonGloria Gobblegook Vulture Rock’s preeminent gossipBeulah Gourmet Cook of Vulture RockWe have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with The Day Ma's Boys Done Went to Town to Rob the Bank, Again. To get started finding The Day Ma's Boys Done Went to Town to Rob the Bank, Again, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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