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DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad

William Wright

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Description:Who says MILF’s have more fun? Actually, I don’t think anyone said that. If I’m not mistaken, it was “Blondes have more fun.” Yes, I just Googled it – the title of a Rod Stewart album. Anyway, MILF’s don’t always have more fun. There are sexy and fun-loving females of every age (18 until…I guess that Depends). As for me, I may not be Brad Pitt but I would still consider myself a DILF. MILF, of course, stands for Mom I’d Like to – Fancy! That darned cat can be so distracting! What was I saying? Oh yeah, MILF. You probably know what that means. Stick a D in MILF and you get…well, me!DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD is a book that covers topics as varied as Bill Clinton, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and Christianity are discussed, DILF – Yours Truly – maintains his sense of humor. For example:“While hell is rather straightforward, heaven is more of a mystery. What exactly are souls supposed to do up there for eternity? Sing in the choir? Walk on streets of gold? Praise God? Doesn’t exactly sound like my idea of a good time. Invite friends over to my mansion for tea and crumpets? Yawn. What if I’d rather get drunk and screw?”DILF is built around three stories. The first is “Forbidden Fruit,” the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam’s gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is “Bed Buddies,” about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is “A Family Affair,” a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her.Anyway, I’d say more but the ol’ ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn’t going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn’t get the sexy dad memo.Get it? Got it? Good. Let’s do this DILF.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad. To get started finding DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 285

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Lulu.com

Release: 2015

ISBN: 132916850X

Description: Who says MILF’s have more fun? Actually, I don’t think anyone said that. If I’m not mistaken, it was “Blondes have more fun.” Yes, I just Googled it – the title of a Rod Stewart album. Anyway, MILF’s don’t always have more fun. There are sexy and fun-loving females of every age (18 until…I guess that Depends). As for me, I may not be Brad Pitt but I would still consider myself a DILF. MILF, of course, stands for Mom I’d Like to – Fancy! That darned cat can be so distracting! What was I saying? Oh yeah, MILF. You probably know what that means. Stick a D in MILF and you get…well, me!DILF: CONFESSIONS OF A SEXY DAD is a book that covers topics as varied as Bill Clinton, Honey Boo Boo and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Even when more controversial subjects such as drugs and Christianity are discussed, DILF – Yours Truly – maintains his sense of humor. For example:“While hell is rather straightforward, heaven is more of a mystery. What exactly are souls supposed to do up there for eternity? Sing in the choir? Walk on streets of gold? Praise God? Doesn’t exactly sound like my idea of a good time. Invite friends over to my mansion for tea and crumpets? Yawn. What if I’d rather get drunk and screw?”DILF is built around three stories. The first is “Forbidden Fruit,” the story of Adam and Eve told as if Adam’s gay partner Steve lived with them in Eden. The second is “Bed Buddies,” about a modern-day couple trying an open marriage, and the third is “A Family Affair,” a potboiler about a woman whose family secret comes back to haunt her.Anyway, I’d say more but the ol’ ball and chain is telling me to wrap it up. Apparently our kitty made a number two, and the litter box isn’t going to clean itself. Clearly my wife didn’t get the sexy dad memo.Get it? Got it? Good. Let’s do this DILF.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad. To get started finding DILF: Confessions of a Sexy Dad, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
Our library is the biggest of these that have literally hundreds of thousands of different products represented.

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