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THE PASSIONS OF THE TINKER BELL

Timothy H. Sexton

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Description:“THE ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY OF A BOY NAMED PETER, AN UGLY GIRL NAMED WENDY, AND A BEAUTIFUL FAIRY CALLED (BUT NOT NAMED) TINKER BELL”A boy named Peter who was never named Pan was a silly a-hole. Not just an ass as I am misquoted so often in the so-called book. Ass means nothing. When I call someone a name, which I must do too, too often, it is because they deserve it. Why waste time on tepidity? More than an a-hole, Peter was perhaps the stupidest boy to ever call Neverland his home. Believe me when I tell you that was a hard crown to get. Neverland has always been overrun with stupidness among its immigrant population. The only places where stupidness is not the rule of the day is the Fairy Forest, the Native girls camp, and Captain Hook’s cabin.********************************************************************************TB-I was beginning to think everyone here—I mean here, in this place—feels superior. But I cannot figure out why that could possibly be. What’s so funny about that?I definitely agree with you on that, Tinker Bell. May I call you Tink?TB-Might as well. Everyone has else since that awful scribbler told my story and made it all wrong. Including my name. But I do not see the point of telling you more since you don’t believe for some reason. Do not start clapping your hands. I will not tolerate that foolishness. You want proof? Look at me. Can you do this?No, I can’t levitate.TB-Flying! I do not levitate. I fly. Well, that is, usually I fly. But I seem to have lost my dust somewhere.What was that look for?TB-Now is the part where you ask something stupid like, don’t you mean your fairy dust? The scribbler was a silly asshole, but I am the one who has had to keep paying for it.What if I told you that I believe you? That you are Tinker Bell. The fairy who flew with Peter Pan.TB-Peter. Just Peter. Nobody ever called him Peter Pan. That was another of the silly scribbler's stupidnesses.Stupidities. Are you saying that you personally knew the author who made you famous?TB-There are so many things wrong with that question.I’m sorry…should I call you Miss Bell or Tink or Tinker Bell?TB: This has been my life since Peter brought that awful boy back into our lives by finding that ugly fat girl. My name is not Tink. My name is not even Tinker Bell. It most certainly is not Tinkerbell. You do understand that, right…I’m sorry. Your name again?Dr. McCallum. But if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can feel free to just call me Doc if you prefer.TB: I do not. You people. This place. You have no appreciation for respectfulness, do you? It was disrespectful of you to call me Tink. That awful girl doctor did that and I do not think she did it with any belief it even was my name. I am reckoning she will not do it again.Do you find that funny? You scared her, you know.TB-I meant to scare her. She is an awful girl. She is a wendy. I do not like wendies. Unfortunately, it seems that all girls here are wendies. I did not like her from the start. She was disrespectful from the start. If I scared her and that means she will not be coming back to bother me, I do not feel bad. She had it coming. She is quite rude. Like a mermaid who has been stupid enough to get caught in a net.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with THE PASSIONS OF THE TINKER BELL. To get started finding THE PASSIONS OF THE TINKER BELL, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: “THE ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY OF A BOY NAMED PETER, AN UGLY GIRL NAMED WENDY, AND A BEAUTIFUL FAIRY CALLED (BUT NOT NAMED) TINKER BELL”A boy named Peter who was never named Pan was a silly a-hole. Not just an ass as I am misquoted so often in the so-called book. Ass means nothing. When I call someone a name, which I must do too, too often, it is because they deserve it. Why waste time on tepidity? More than an a-hole, Peter was perhaps the stupidest boy to ever call Neverland his home. Believe me when I tell you that was a hard crown to get. Neverland has always been overrun with stupidness among its immigrant population. The only places where stupidness is not the rule of the day is the Fairy Forest, the Native girls camp, and Captain Hook’s cabin.********************************************************************************TB-I was beginning to think everyone here—I mean here, in this place—feels superior. But I cannot figure out why that could possibly be. What’s so funny about that?I definitely agree with you on that, Tinker Bell. May I call you Tink?TB-Might as well. Everyone has else since that awful scribbler told my story and made it all wrong. Including my name. But I do not see the point of telling you more since you don’t believe for some reason. Do not start clapping your hands. I will not tolerate that foolishness. You want proof? Look at me. Can you do this?No, I can’t levitate.TB-Flying! I do not levitate. I fly. Well, that is, usually I fly. But I seem to have lost my dust somewhere.What was that look for?TB-Now is the part where you ask something stupid like, don’t you mean your fairy dust? The scribbler was a silly asshole, but I am the one who has had to keep paying for it.What if I told you that I believe you? That you are Tinker Bell. The fairy who flew with Peter Pan.TB-Peter. Just Peter. Nobody ever called him Peter Pan. That was another of the silly scribbler's stupidnesses.Stupidities. Are you saying that you personally knew the author who made you famous?TB-There are so many things wrong with that question.I’m sorry…should I call you Miss Bell or Tink or Tinker Bell?TB: This has been my life since Peter brought that awful boy back into our lives by finding that ugly fat girl. My name is not Tink. My name is not even Tinker Bell. It most certainly is not Tinkerbell. You do understand that, right…I’m sorry. Your name again?Dr. McCallum. But if that’s too much of a mouthful, you can feel free to just call me Doc if you prefer.TB: I do not. You people. This place. You have no appreciation for respectfulness, do you? It was disrespectful of you to call me Tink. That awful girl doctor did that and I do not think she did it with any belief it even was my name. I am reckoning she will not do it again.Do you find that funny? You scared her, you know.TB-I meant to scare her. She is an awful girl. She is a wendy. I do not like wendies. Unfortunately, it seems that all girls here are wendies. I did not like her from the start. She was disrespectful from the start. If I scared her and that means she will not be coming back to bother me, I do not feel bad. She had it coming. She is quite rude. Like a mermaid who has been stupid enough to get caught in a net.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with THE PASSIONS OF THE TINKER BELL. To get started finding THE PASSIONS OF THE TINKER BELL, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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