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Chasing Becky Turner

James Kell

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Description:“Chasing Becky Turner” is Johnny Miller's story of his obsession with Becky Turner from beginning to end. Here is how he describes it: I was merely a high school freshman at the time, and I was totally mystified when it came to understanding what makes women tick. Just about the time I thought I had them figured out, I would be blindsided by some completely unexpected behavior. If only I could have walked into a library or book store and picked up a copy of “Women: Instruction Manual for Dummies,” things might have been different. By the time I was fifteen, I had already been dumped twice by my girlfriends, the first time because I was “boring” and the second time because I was “dull”. My third time up at bat I resolved I would be neither boring nor dull; instead I would be creative, exciting, and generally irresistible. And so it was, with high hopes and steely determination, that I set my sights on Becky Turner. And creative I was. Becky loved Elvis, so I came up with a plan to serenade her by singing “Hound Dog” beneath her bedroom window. Didn't work. Then I figured that if I became a star basketball player, she would ditch Elvis for me. That little scheme veered off coarse when I met Sidney “Ollie” Oliphant, the grandson of a UFO abduction victim. Ollie introduced me to UFOs, which led to the idea I could become famous if I could prove that UFOs came from a secret base on the far side of the moon. Becky would be impressed for sure. Didn't work. Next, I tried to impress her with my boy racer driving skills by doing a burnout in the Drivers Education car. Pretty dumb, I admit, and it didn't work either. Enter Dr. Hypno. He played a little trick on me that left Becky convinced I was a total creep. Quite a saga, don't you think? But it doesn't end there. You will just have to read the book to find out what happened. Please don't laugh, though, I am very sensitive guy. The book is available in the Amazon Kindle store. Click on www.amazon.com/dp/B00IQEHP3C to take a look.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Chasing Becky Turner. To get started finding Chasing Becky Turner, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 94

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

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Release: 2014

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Description: “Chasing Becky Turner” is Johnny Miller's story of his obsession with Becky Turner from beginning to end. Here is how he describes it: I was merely a high school freshman at the time, and I was totally mystified when it came to understanding what makes women tick. Just about the time I thought I had them figured out, I would be blindsided by some completely unexpected behavior. If only I could have walked into a library or book store and picked up a copy of “Women: Instruction Manual for Dummies,” things might have been different. By the time I was fifteen, I had already been dumped twice by my girlfriends, the first time because I was “boring” and the second time because I was “dull”. My third time up at bat I resolved I would be neither boring nor dull; instead I would be creative, exciting, and generally irresistible. And so it was, with high hopes and steely determination, that I set my sights on Becky Turner. And creative I was. Becky loved Elvis, so I came up with a plan to serenade her by singing “Hound Dog” beneath her bedroom window. Didn't work. Then I figured that if I became a star basketball player, she would ditch Elvis for me. That little scheme veered off coarse when I met Sidney “Ollie” Oliphant, the grandson of a UFO abduction victim. Ollie introduced me to UFOs, which led to the idea I could become famous if I could prove that UFOs came from a secret base on the far side of the moon. Becky would be impressed for sure. Didn't work. Next, I tried to impress her with my boy racer driving skills by doing a burnout in the Drivers Education car. Pretty dumb, I admit, and it didn't work either. Enter Dr. Hypno. He played a little trick on me that left Becky convinced I was a total creep. Quite a saga, don't you think? But it doesn't end there. You will just have to read the book to find out what happened. Please don't laugh, though, I am very sensitive guy. The book is available in the Amazon Kindle store. Click on www.amazon.com/dp/B00IQEHP3C to take a look.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Chasing Becky Turner. To get started finding Chasing Becky Turner, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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