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Clueless Gringos in Paradise

Pamela Foster

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Description:My husband, Jack, and I sit in our recliners – you know, the ones you see on TV with old people in them – and watch CNN while we pet the fur-covered, 150-pound trunkless elephants we call dogs, and contemplate another winter in the high desert of Arizona. “You know what?” I ask rhetorically. Jack doesn’t answer. We’ve been married long enough that, first of all, he knows one of my lead-ins to a discussion about our lives when he hears it and, secondly, he’s trained his brain to simply filter out nine-tenths of what comes floating out of my mouth. Knowing this, with no encouragement whatsoever, I continue, “It feels like we’re just sitting here waiting to die.” He turns his head and looks at me. A minute later, he says, “Yeah. It does, doesn’t it?” After breakfast, I say, “Let’s move to someplace green and warm with a beautiful blue ocean.” This, right here, turns out to be the equivalent of saying, “I’ll bet we could strap these two giant dogs to our backs and just leap right across that rocky abyss over yonder. Don’t worry about those loose boulders. We’ll be fine.” Why would I even consider such a thing? Because Jack’s my hero, and he came into my life when I really needed a hero.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Clueless Gringos in Paradise. To get started finding Clueless Gringos in Paradise, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 194

Format: PDF, EPUB & Kindle Edition

Publisher: Pen L Publishing

Release: 2013

ISBN: 1940222028

Description: My husband, Jack, and I sit in our recliners – you know, the ones you see on TV with old people in them – and watch CNN while we pet the fur-covered, 150-pound trunkless elephants we call dogs, and contemplate another winter in the high desert of Arizona. “You know what?” I ask rhetorically. Jack doesn’t answer. We’ve been married long enough that, first of all, he knows one of my lead-ins to a discussion about our lives when he hears it and, secondly, he’s trained his brain to simply filter out nine-tenths of what comes floating out of my mouth. Knowing this, with no encouragement whatsoever, I continue, “It feels like we’re just sitting here waiting to die.” He turns his head and looks at me. A minute later, he says, “Yeah. It does, doesn’t it?” After breakfast, I say, “Let’s move to someplace green and warm with a beautiful blue ocean.” This, right here, turns out to be the equivalent of saying, “I’ll bet we could strap these two giant dogs to our backs and just leap right across that rocky abyss over yonder. Don’t worry about those loose boulders. We’ll be fine.” Why would I even consider such a thing? Because Jack’s my hero, and he came into my life when I really needed a hero.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Clueless Gringos in Paradise. To get started finding Clueless Gringos in Paradise, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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